Those unfamiliar with Soft White Underbelly may not understand what is happening here; it is a show where they interview homeless drug addicts about their life stories. It's a good channel, but it's puzzling why they had certain recent guests. I'm not naming the specific guest, as he is a former celebrity and seems like the kind of guy who would like to sue especially these days.ย
Today's comic could use a bit of an explanation as well. The origins of the name Sly Stallone can be foundย hereย but I will also provide a brief explanation:ย
When you invite two hookers or call girls over to your house for the evening. You then have the women stand on a glass table while you lay beneath the table, looking up. You then proceed to have the women shit on the table while you watch for your enjoyment.
I must apologize profoundly for the inaccuracy because I didn't realize it was meant to be two prozzies shitting in tandem, but you get the point. I'm not sure where this originated; it might have started with that other famous actor, the one who Stallone supposedly started a rumor about. You know, the one about sticking gerbils up your butt until they scream at you that they gots nowhere else to go.ย
Wednesdayโs comic was also pretty gross but requires less of an explanation. It will not be the last we see of Kiwi Karl and his troop of fondled fruit. Thatโs all for now though, I need to get back to drawing more of these. Have a good weekend, and be sure to ask to verify the ages of any strawberries you meet if you go out clubbing.